See, this is what happens when you bastardize the celebration of the Lord’s resurrection by making up some stupid shyte about bunnies that hide eggs. You create a monstrosity that evolves, becomes intelligent, and goes on a rampage.
What’s next, a sadistic Santa Claus that hides lumps of coal in the stockings of children who don’t conform to society’s prescribed norms on adolescent behavior?
Oh crap. That already exists. Now we’re all screwed.
Next up: The Tooth Fairy who exchanges money for teeth—that she pulls out with her own pliers. Muuuaaahhhhaaaaa!
Happy belated Easter.
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i like it when the Easter Bunny steals the saxophone case w/ the $ in it and goes running. reminds me that it's time to go buy the 1/2 price easter candy at duane reade.
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