Lo fidelity

Things I do when I'm bored at home, can't sleep, but don't want to do something mentally challenging like reading:

1. Cut my own hair (most recently, my bangs were the victim.)
2. Rearrange/delete/add songs to my iPod's "Faves" playlist.
3. Catch up on my Scrabulous game.
4. Piece together really gross snacks from what's in my fridge (pickles and cottage cheese; sardines with cheese and crackers; Leibniz biscuits and yogurt).
5. Cut out funny New Yorker cartoons (Get it, people will pay a $1 for anything--even a glimpse of the moon! HAHAHA!!)
6. Look at the same Crate & Barrel catalog over and over
7. Watch stuff on Tivo that I've already watched
8. Try on my "skinny" dresses to see if my fat still hangs out.
9. Google random people or do social networking searches for people I haven't seen or talked to in ages.
10. Conceive of trivial but overthought lists like I'm some sort of bad dick-lit character in a Nick Hornby novel.